Author's Notes:
My third drabble for Challenge 294 – Teddy Bears’ Picnic at tw100. I also have a fourth for (hopefully) tomorrow!

Summary: Jack has to wear a disguise in order to retrieve what’s come through the Rift.

“Why am I doing this again?” asked Jack irritably.

“Because you’re infiltrating a costume party and you’re the only one the suit will fit,” Tosh replied, showing remarkable patience considering how many times she’d already answered the question.

“I know that, but why am I a teddy bear? It’s not exactly sexy. It’ll ruin my image!”

“You’re a bear because that’s all that was available. Anyway,” Ianto added brightly, “no one will recognise you and you can easily conceal the object once you find it. I think you look rather huggable.”

“Really? You can hug me anytime!”

“Perverts,” muttered Owen.

The End