Author's Notes:
My seventh drabble for Week 4 of Challenge 288 – Reverse fandom – Last of the Summer Wine at tw100. One more from last week's challenge to be posted tomorrow, then I'll get on to the three drabbles for this week's prompt. I hope by the middle of next week I'll have all five of my accounts up to date. Wish me luck!

Summary: Not everyone is cut out to be a Torchwood operative.

As potential new recruits went, Harry Randolph didn’t get off to a good start.

At his first sight of Myfanwy, he shrieked like a girl and leapt into Owen’s arms, much to everyone else’s amusement.

He didn’t endear himself to Ianto either, loudly announcing that coffee was as bad as any drug and he’d only drink herbal tea or water. His strict diet meant he didn’t eat junk food either.

To cap it all, he passed out while observing an alien autopsy and cracked his head open.

At least the head injury provided the perfect explanation for his memory loss.

The End