Every workplace has its share of hazards, but Torchwood has more than most. Where else can you find information on what to do if you accidentally end the day a different size than you were when you arrived for work?
It’s a problem all Torchwood agents encounter occasionally, getting shrunk or stretched to varying degrees, or even inflated several sizes so nothing they own fits. On one occasion Owen was temporarily rendered so thin his clothes fell off in the middle of the Hub. He took the subsequent jokes surprisingly well.
In Torchwood, you quickly learn normal rules don’t apply.