Author's Notes:
Okay, this is the third of TEN drabbles I've written for Week 3 of Challenge 288 – Reverse fandom – Last of the Summer Wine at tw100, and I didn't even use all the titles I had ideas for. I'm saving some for later, I'm sure they'll serve me well when the prompt of the week isn't proving very inspiring.

Summary: A Cardiff citizen finds something strange in his shed one day.

One morning, Wesley found a thing in his shed. It hadn’t been there the night before, he was sure. It was green and purple, went ‘ping, ping, blip’ and bounced up and down.

Being the cautious sort, Wesley called the police.

A constable came, looked at the thing and then called Torchwood.

Two blokes arrived in a big black car. Wesley showed them the thing.

“Haven’t seen one of those in years!” said one. They thanked Wesley and left, taking the thing with them.

Wesley just shrugged.

“Can’t be having strange things in my shed, what would the wife think?”

The End