Jack was determined to give Ianto a Halloween fright. Leaving the Hub before his lover, supposedly to run errands, he snuck over to Ianto’s house, letting himself in and hurriedly throwing on a ghost costume. After checking that he’d left nothing lying about to give the game away, he hid in Ianto’s bedroom and waited.
Half an hour later, Ianto arrived home, heading straight up to his room to change. Jack grinned. This was it!
But before Jack could jump out, Ianto spoke.
“Give it up, Jack, I know you’re there. Last time I looked, my curtains didn’t have legs!”