Up in the tourist office, Ianto was browsing through the new edition of ‘A Rough Guide to Cardiff’. Within its pages were listed the best hotels, restaurants, and nightclubs, their locations marked on helpful maps.
Another section was devoted to local tourist attractions and places of interest, among them Cardiff Castle, the Norwegian Church, the Millennium Centre, Roald Dahl Plas, and the city’s various museums.
He flipped pages to the next section, areas of outstanding beauty, and
paused, staring at one photograph featuring a very familiar rear end.
“Damnit, Jack! How many times have I told you? Don’t moon photographers!”