Author's Notes:
My third drabble for Challenge 406: Present at tw100.

Summary: What to get for a very important birthday?

“It’s her birthday,” Jack said firmly. “We should get her something she’d never buy for herself, something nobody else would think to get her.”

“I already don’t like where this is going.” Ianto was dreading the list of totally inappropriate presents Jack was likely to suggest. “Can’t we just go with flowers and some really expensive chocolates?”

Jack shook his head. “Everyone else will be doing that. Jewellery’s out too, She’s probably already got more than she’ll ever wear. Besides, it should be something fun.”

“Jack, so help me, if you suggest getting Her Majesty sex toys, I’ll disown you!”

The End