1. How Much is that Dalek in the Window? [Reviews - 17] (583 words)
Absolutely cracktacular! I have three dramatic, romantic, angsty fics half-written that I should really get finished, but I have a cold, so this is what you get instead. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who, but I wish I did. Also, I'd sort of like a pet Dalek.
3. Jelly for Octopuses [Reviews - 6] (637 words)
Just a note for my fellow Americans -- the Internet informs me that jelly is what the Brits call Jell-O. What we call jelly, they call jam. (It occurs to me that writing fanfics for a British TV show is sort of like navigating a parallel world. Whee!)
12. Pedro to the Rescue [Reviews - 6] (988 words)
Did I ever mention that Dalek mucus has a pH of 2.4? Coincidentally, so does your garden variety white vinegar. (Also, please forgive my shameless pandering to the gods of continuity.)
13. The Seriously Disturbing Epilogue [Reviews - 14] (846 words)
This should never have been written. Seriously, folks, product of a diseased mind right here. You probably shouldnât read itâ¦but if you do, just remember: it's crackâ¦so, fair warning, OK?
Iâd also like to say thanks to all the people who read and reviewed – it has been so much fun to write this story for you, and you have all fed my addiction beautifully!