1. Chapter 1 [Reviews - 14] (1172 words)
Self-indulgent, been-done-before, semi-crack!ficcery! Hope you like it!

(It's probably a good thing that I don't own Doctor Who, since this undoubtedly would have happened in one of the episodes.)

Dub-con kissing.

2. Chapter 2 [Reviews - 18] (2406 words)
This really wasn't meant to have a second chapter, but since you asked...the trials and tribulations of poor Jack, trying his best to be a stand-up guy, at the chip shop.

More dub-con kissing.