Accident? Accident? ACCIDENT?

by merripestin [Reviews - 10]

  • All Ages
  • None
  • Drabble, General, Humor

" Tripping over a stone is an accident. Returning a library book late is an accident Leaving the milk out is an accident. The creation of the Gamma-3 Flu virus was an accident. The lack of reverse thrusters on the Type-4 Cantravian Cruiser was an accident. Albert Einstein's hairstyle was an accident. This, my girl, was deliberate and malicious sabotage! I can't go to the coronation like this!"

"Now come on, Doctor. I think you look nice." Privately, Peri wondered how much bleach the royal laundry had used up turning the Doctor's usual nightmarish ensemble into an ice cream suit.