Author's Notes:
Short, sweet and to the point. Inspired by BBC 3'S 'Snog, Marry, Avoid'. Reviewers will get virtual cookies!

"You seem qualified, but to be sure we should give you the job, I showed your picture to 100 members of the Cardiff public, and asked them if they'd rather snog, marry or avoid you. 100% said snog..."

"Welcome to the team."