The Doctor and Rose were eating breakfast in the TARDIS kitchenette, both a bit too groggy to make proper conversation. The Doctor was reading a book entitled, "Controversy," and Rose was reading a magazine.
"Rose..." The Doctor began, taking a sip of his juice. "Say something controversial."
Without missing a beat, Rose replied, "Daleks and Jack Harkness are the best partners for a threesome."
"I am not paying for your book! It's not MY fault you squirted orange juice out your nose because you couldn't stop laughing!"