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Tenth Doctor

Controversy

by silverotter [Reviews - 6]

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Author's Notes:
I actually drew this as a stick figure comic first, but I figured this was easier to post up. You can find the comic here. I altered it slightly to better translate it into a story.

7:03 AM

The Doctor and Rose were eating breakfast in the TARDIS kitchenette, both a bit too groggy to make proper conversation. The Doctor was reading a book entitled, "Controversy," and Rose was reading a magazine.

"Rose..." The Doctor began, taking a sip of his juice. "Say something controversial."

Without missing a beat, Rose replied, "Daleks and Jack Harkness are the best partners for a threesome."

7:10 AM

"I am not paying for your book! It's not MY fault you squirted orange juice out your nose because you couldn't stop laughing!"
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