Author's Notes:
It's not very good, I know. I also realize that the Doctor wasn't out to save just Sarah in the episode. The idea came from Harry and the Potters song "Save Ginny Weasely from the Basilisk". Hence the chorus line. Meant for fun, of course.

I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks
I've got to save the Universe from that twisted Kaled
I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks

On the way back to the Ark
A Timelord grabbed us in mid-beam
Said I had a mission
Said it wasn't my decision
Blasted Council makes me wanna scream


I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks
I've got to save the Universe from that twisted Kaled
I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks

Set me down on ancient Skaro
All I cared to know
Was where the hell are Sarah and Harry?
Getting lost in space can sure be scary
They took it well even though

I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks
I've got to save the Universe from that twisted Kaled
I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks

Something happened and there went Sarah
Harry and me ended up getting taken
By these guys in military fatigues
(I think it upset them when I asked for tea)
Tried to explain about how they were mistaken

I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks
I've got to save the Universe from that twisted Kaled
I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks

I knew she would get along fine
She's quite a resourceful girl
Harry and I just had to deal with being interrogated
Suddenly all my wit was negated
I realized this was going to be quite a whirl

I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks
I've got to save the Universe from that twisted Kaled
I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks

It's actually a very long story
Perhaps I should just skip to the end
I had mercy on the Daleks and merely slowed up production
I'm probably the last person the Timelords should've chosen to send
I never was good at taking instruction.

I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks
I've got to save the Universe from that twisted Kaled
I've got to save Sarah Jane from the Daleks