Right! That's it!

by MrBrightside [Reviews - 4]

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Author's Notes:
Bit of fluff!

Jack was sitting at the table, eating something, when Ianto walked in.

"What the hell are you eating? They stink!"

"Pickled eggs!" Jack said defensively, "You got a problem with that?"

"Jack where are my needles?!" Owen shouted, storming in, "I need them to do a general anaesthetic on Tosh!"

"What the hell?! Why on Tosh?!"

"She got an electrical shock, and her liver exploded."

"Oh my God! You would not believe it! I bought a new Hyundai!" Gwen squeed as she bounced in.

"Jack can you please--"

"Where the hell are my--"

"It's all red and shiny--"

"RIGHT! THAT'S IT! ME AND MY PICKLED EGGS ARE OUTTA HERE!" Jack yelled and stormed off.