Jack was sitting at the table, eating something, when Ianto walked in.
"What the hell are you eating? They stink!"
"Pickled eggs!" Jack said defensively, "You got a problem with that?"
"Jack where are my needles?!" Owen shouted, storming in, "I need them to do a general anaesthetic on Tosh!"
"What the hell?! Why on Tosh?!"
"She got an electrical shock, and her liver exploded."
"Oh my God! You would not believe it! I bought a new Hyundai!" Gwen squeed as she bounced in.
"Jack can you please--"
"Where the hell are my--"
"It's all red and shiny--"
"RIGHT! THAT'S IT! ME AND MY PICKLED EGGS ARE OUTTA HERE!" Jack yelled and stormed off.