The Doctor Who Drabble Files by badly_knitted

Summary: A collection of drabbles set in the Doctor Who universe. Any characters and pairings from the show will be fair game; there will no doubt be both canon and non-canon, depending on inspiration.
Rating: Teen
Categories: Multi-Era
Characters: Amy Pond, Clara Oswin Oswald, Donna Noble, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Other Character(s), Rory Williams, Rose Tyler, The Cybermen, The Daleks, The Doctor (Unspecified), The TARDIS
Genres: Drabble, Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2015.02.07
Updated: 2022.05.24

The Doctor Who Drabble Files by badly_knitted
Chapter 300: Native Cuisine
Author's Notes: Written For Challenge 254: Batter at dw100.

Summary: Nobody makes fish and chips the way they do on earth.

Rose tugs the Doctor’s sleeve and points. “Look! A fish and chip shop! We’re on an alien planet in the future and they have fish and chips! We should get some!”

“Nah.” The Doctor shakes his head. “You don’t want fish and chips when you’re on an alien planet! That’s boring. You should try some of the local dishes. Snooburgers, or Kadlavashi, or Dingles. They’re sort of like Swedish meatballs, only spicier.”

“I thought you liked fish and chips!”

“I do, but the chips here are soggy and they never get the batter right.”

“Ugh! I’ll try the meatballs instead.”

The End

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