The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted

Summary: A collection of drabbles, mostly based on the weekly prompts at tw100. Mostly Jack/Ianto as that's what I write, but no doubt other Torchwood characters will pop in from time to time. All genres are possible, but expect mainly humour and fluff, because that's usually what comes out when I write. All are 100 words exactly in Word, but apparently not here!
Rating: Teen
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Lisa Hallett, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, PC Andy Davidson, Rhiannon Davies, Rhys Williams
Genres: Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.23
Updated: 2021.12.07

The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted
Chapter 980: Fat Flufflet
Author's Notes: My first drabble for Challenge 399: Diet at tw100.

Summary: Tosh is puzzled by Dizzy’s weight gain.

Tosh frowned. Despite feeding it sensibly, Dizzy the Flufflet was starting to look like a purple and black sausage, and getting rather heavy to carry in her bag on her way to work. She couldn’t understand it.

“Looks like you need to go on a diet,” she told it. “Less food and more exercise should slim you down. I don’t know how you can be so fat on a diet of fruit and vegetables.”

It wasn’t until later at the Hub that she realised the problem wasn’t what she was feeding Dizzy, but what it was getting from everyone else.

The End

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