The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted

Summary: A collection of drabbles, mostly based on the weekly prompts at tw100. Mostly Jack/Ianto as that's what I write, but no doubt other Torchwood characters will pop in from time to time. All genres are possible, but expect mainly humour and fluff, because that's usually what comes out when I write. All are 100 words exactly in Word, but apparently not here!
Rating: Teen
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Lisa Hallett, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, PC Andy Davidson, Rhiannon Davies, Rhys Williams
Genres: Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.23
Updated: 2021.12.08

The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted
Chapter 932: Finding Release – Sequel to ‘Seeking Release’
Author's Notes: My final drabble for Challenge 388: Innuendo at tw100. The mystery is solved!

b>Summary: Where Rhys fails, Ianto succeeds.

Jack looked down into the autopsy bay, disappointed. “Huh. From all the noise, I thought we were having an orgy.” He glared at Gwen. “Didn’t I tell you not to mess around with those alien handcuffs?”

“Sorry! You should’ve told me the release mechanism only works with wood!”

“You lot are idiots, pencils are too fat, let me try this.” Ianto approached, chopstick in hand, and jabbed it into the small hole. With a click the handcuffs fell off.

“Thank God!”

“I hope you’ve learned your lesson,” Jack winked, smirking. “If you want something poked into a hole, ask Ianto.”

The End

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