The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted

Summary: A collection of drabbles, mostly based on the weekly prompts at tw100. Mostly Jack/Ianto as that's what I write, but no doubt other Torchwood characters will pop in from time to time. All genres are possible, but expect mainly humour and fluff, because that's usually what comes out when I write. All are 100 words exactly in Word, but apparently not here!
Rating: Teen
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Lisa Hallett, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, PC Andy Davidson, Rhiannon Davies, Rhys Williams
Genres: Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.23
Updated: 2023.03.28

The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted
Chapter 818: Other Uses 1
Author's Notes: Written for Challenge 363: Missing at tw100.

Summary: Owen’s lost something. Ianto can explain…

Delivering the morning coffee, Ianto could hear Owen cursing down in the autopsy bay.

“Damnit, where the fuck is it? I know I left it on the tray last night!”

“Problems, Owen?”

“Yeah, my ultrasound gel’s gone missing!”

“Ah, sorry, I had to hide it from Jack.”

“I’ll probably regret asking this but… why?”

“He’d stripped naked, spread it all over himself and was sliding around on the floor.”

“Okay, even for Jack that’s weird.”

“Hey, don’t knock what you haven’t tried!” Jack grinned, leaning on the railing. “It’s even better than baby oil and much easier to clean up!”

The End

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