The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted

Summary: A collection of drabbles, mostly based on the weekly prompts at tw100. Mostly Jack/Ianto as that's what I write, but no doubt other Torchwood characters will pop in from time to time. All genres are possible, but expect mainly humour and fluff, because that's usually what comes out when I write. All are 100 words exactly in Word, but apparently not here!
Rating: Teen
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Lisa Hallett, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, PC Andy Davidson, Rhiannon Davies, Rhys Williams
Genres: Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.23
Updated: 2021.12.07

The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted
Chapter 612: Too Much Of A Good Thing
Author's Notes: Written for Challenge 324 – Ate Too Much at tw100.

Summary: Certain Torchwood members have been overindulging during the festive season.

Jack frowned as he watched Nosy and Dizzy slink slowly and laboriously past.

“Is it my imagination, or do they look a bit… umm…”

“Fat?” Ianto suggested.

“Well, yes, I didn’t like to say it, but they are looking on the round side.”

“You can talk.”

“Hey!” Jack glared indignantly at Ianto.

“You stuffed yourself over Christmas, Jack, and what you couldn’t manage you fed to them. Is it any wonder they’re overweight? How many chocolates did you give them?”

“I wasn’t counting!”

“Well, you’re all starting a new fitness regime. Diet and exercise!”

“You’re a cruel man, Ianto Jones!

The End

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