The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted



Summary: A collection of drabbles, mostly based on the weekly prompts at tw100. Mostly Jack/Ianto as that's what I write, but no doubt other Torchwood characters will pop in from time to time. All genres are possible, but expect mainly humour and fluff, because that's usually what comes out when I write. All are 100 words exactly in Word, but apparently not here!
Rating: Teen
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Lisa Hallett, Martha Jones, Myfanwy, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, PC Andy Davidson, Rhiannon Davies, Rhys Williams
Genres: Mixed
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2012.09.23
Updated: 2022.05.22


The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly_knitted
Chapter 406: Navigation Error
Author's Notes: If I'm counting right, this one might be my eleventh drabble for Challenge 316 – Reverse Fandom – How I Met Your Mother at tw100.

Summary: Just another day for the Torchwood team…

Torchwood had been called to deal with a disturbance at the castle. The reason wasn’t clear, the police were oddly reluctant to go into detail, but when the team arrived it quickly became obvious.

Jack approached the pair of tourists with a stern expression on his face.

“You shouldn’t be here, you’ll have to leave.”

“Oh dear! Terrible sorry, not mean to bother folks. We not from here.”

“Yeah, I got that.”

The blue skin and tentacles were a dead giveaway.

“This not Rigellia?”

“No, it’s Earth.”

The alien glared at its companion.

“See? Wrong turn!”

“Map upside down. Sorry.”

The End

A/N2: Title used was ‘We're Not From Here’


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