"Starting when?" Nyssa asked calmly.

"As soon as we go in there!" Tegan gestured at the door of the Steel Maiden. "Look, it's a gay bar, and a rough one. If they think we're a couple maybe they'll leave us alone. We get in, we ask the questions, we get out. OK?"

Nyssa nodded. "OK."

"Tegan," Nyssa said. "You never said when we should stop pretending we're dating."

"No. I'll let you know when."

"Only half the town must think we're engaged by now."

"Is that a problem?"

Nyssa kissed her. "On the contrary. I'm already choosing my wedding dress."

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