Pizza by Gwyneth

Summary: Another random story this time about a pizza!
Rating: All Ages
Categories: Tenth Doctor
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Published: 2007.04.12
Updated: 2007.04.12

Pizza by Gwyneth
Chapter 1: An attacking pizza?
Author's Notes: Inspired by my mum opening the freezer door and saying, 'Ahh! I'm being attacked by a pizza!' as a pizza toppled out! he he
please R&R! Enjoy!

Rose had persuaded the Doctor to go and visit Jackie. He groaned and gave it all the usual, but Rose won him over eventually.

Jackie was out and Rose was hungry so she made him go into the kitchen, get a pizza out and cook it.

~ ~ ~ Once the pizza was cooked ~ ~ ~

‘Beep!’ Went the timer on the oven.

‘Pizza’s done — go get it Doc!’ Rose pulled a cute face.

‘How could I say no to that face?’ He asked as he got up.

As the Doctor was pulling it out of the oven it jumped up, landed on the floor and grew arms and legs.

‘What the hell?’ He muttered.

He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn’t seeing this, but the pizza, rather than disappearing like he had hoped; had grown bigger and was now advancing on the Doctor.

‘Rose! Help! I’m being attacked by a pizza!’

‘Har-de-har! Just hurry up and bring it in will you! I’m hungry!’ She pined.

All she got was a muffled response. Rose looked up and noticed the Doctor was struggling to pull the pizza off his face as it was cutting of his air supply — he may not be human, but he still needs to breathe!

Rose ran over to him and grabbed hold off the pizza’s legs (now there’s something you don’t get to say everyday!) and yanked on them — it wouldn’t budge!

She pulled again, but all that happened was the legs snapped off! She chucked them behind her and grabbed the main part of the pizza.

It finally came off, but the force of it doing so made Rose and the Doctor fall over.

‘What are you doing on the floor? That’s very unhygienic you know!’ Jackie said as she walked into the kitchen and put some shopping down on the side.

They both go up off the floor before Jackie could complain again. They looked at each other and grinned.

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