A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive
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Five Times The Doctor Surprised Rose Tyler by Panny [Reviews - 7]
He made short work of the front lock with his sonic screwdriver, and found himself standing by her bedside, looking fondly at the curled up lump beneath the covers.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2007.10.01 - Updated: 2007.10.01 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 800

Five Times the Doctor Tried to Establish She Had Superior Breasts (the More Things Stay The Same remix) by livii [Reviews - 0]
Like always, the Doctor's companions get the best of her.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Femslash, Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2014.03.29 - Updated: 2014.03.29 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 726

Five Times The Doctor Tried To Get Captain Jack Harkness To Bed Him (And One Time He Actually Succeeded) by Erya [Reviews - 31]
The Doctor tries his hand at the careful art of seduction. Ten/Jack. Crack.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: Firefly-Friendly Fic
Published: 2007.11.03 - Updated: 2007.11.08 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2177

Five times the Doctor tried to get rid of Rose Tyler (and one time he succeeded) by Lizzie24601 [Reviews - 29]
"You have to give the Doctor credit for dumping a slightly clingy girlfriend by sticking her with a clone." - Steven Moffat, ComicCon 08
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Missing Scene
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.28 - Updated: 2008.08.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1811

Five Times the Doctor Wanted to Kiss Martha Jones in 1969 [And the One Time He Did] by radiantbaby [Reviews - 5]
A 1969 fic that pretty much does as it says on the tin. Ten/Martha
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Fluff, Het, Romance
Characters: Martha Jones, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.07.12 - Updated: 2008.07.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 6255

Five Times The Doctor Was Too Proud and One Time He Wasn't by csg1 [Reviews - 2]
Six snippets from the lives of our favourite dysfunctional Time Lords. What it says in the title basically.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Angst, Fluff, Humor, Missing Scene, Mixed, Romance, Slash
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Jo Grant, Romana (author created), The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (Author-Created), The Doctor (Other), The Master (Ainley), The Master (author created), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Other), T
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.15 - Updated: 2008.10.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3329

Five Times the Doctor's Gender Mattered (and one time it didn't) by Poetry [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor's life as a Time Lady is just the same as if she were a Time Lord - except when it isn't.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex, Swearing - Drama, Mixed, Romance, Series
Characters: Adam Mitchell, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th), The Doctor (10th)
Series: Fem!Doctor
Published: 2011.07.16 - Updated: 2011.07.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3458

Five Times The Future Was In Flux by Alex Caligari [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor can smell space and taste time. There have been moments when the future was uncertain, and times when it was very certain indeed. A reflection of these moments when time weaved a different picture for him to see.
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Drama, Introspection, Vignette
Characters: Adam Mitchell, Donna Noble, Joan Redfern, Martha Jones, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.05.20 - Updated: 2009.05.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2068

Five Times The Master Tried To Get The Doctor Drunk (And One Time He Didn't Have To) by Erya [Reviews - 44]
If at first you don't succeed.
First Doctor, Third Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Eighth Doctor, Multi-Era - All Ages - Swearing - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (8th), The Doctor (8th), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Ainley), The Master (Delgado), The Master (Delgado)
Series: Twain, The Domestic Disputes Of The Time Lords, Firefly-Friendly Fic
Published: 2007.08.11 - Updated: 2007.08.16 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2287

Five Times the Master Wanted to Let the Doctor Go During the Year That Never Was by schildkroet [Reviews - 3]
Five times the Master might have let the Doctor go but didn't.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Slash
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.23 - Updated: 2009.03.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 917

Five Times the Sonic Screwdriver Proved Worse than Useless by Netgirl_y2k [Reviews - 19]
“Never touch my sonic screwdriver."
Ninth Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor, Standalone
Characters: Donna Noble, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (9th), The Master (Simm)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.23 - Updated: 2009.04.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 506

Five times the sonic screwdriver saved the day, and one time it didnt by gwynhefar [Reviews - 5]
Pretty much exactly what the title says. Crackfic.
Ninth Doctor - Teen - None - Humor, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.27 - Updated: 2009.04.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1375

Five Times the Tardis Tried to Play Matchmaker (and One Time She Actually Succeeded) by Caedmon [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor and Rose belong together. The Tardis resolves to make it happen.
Tenth Doctor - Adult - Explicit Sex - Fluff, General, Het, Humor, Romance
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: None
Published: 2016.04.15 - Updated: 2016.04.15 - Chapters: 8 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 13711

Five Times The TARDIS Tried To Play Matchmaker, And The One Time She Succeeded by shelwass [Reviews - 3]
The TARDIS is always trying to get the Doctor and Rose together.
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Fluff, Het, Humor, Romance, Series
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: Love And The Stuff Of Legends
Published: 2012.04.28 - Updated: 2012.04.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 642

Five Times the Twelfth Doctor was There for River When She Needed Him, and One Time She was There for Him by ponygirl [Reviews - 7]
Does just what it says on the tin.
Multi-Era, Eleventh Doctor, Twelfth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Study, Drama, Het, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Romance
Characters: River Song, River Song, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (12th), The Doctor (12th)
Series: None
Published: 2013.11.01 - Updated: 2013.11.01 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7356



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