I laughed so hard I cried, then kicked out and ended up kicking the cat -- who retaliated by keeping me up all night walking over me.
I didn't care, this story was so worth it.
Yeah, this pretty much is how 10 acts. I loved the part about not getting a pony.
That was really funny. I love how he kept saying everything sucked and then how it was the best birthday. The pony and wank were really funny too.
Oh, this is priceless! LOL
...pfft. YES. He does tend to mope about how he's all alone although he makes friends easily enough.
What a sad story! 'I'm having a wank' what a excuse! men!! (apologies to you if you are a man)
*Looks at past comments* Aw, that is so a JACK reference! Kind of funny b/c the Doc can be so comically screwed up--it's sad how his pain can be...funny. Poor guy. I wonder when he was ever happy and non-emo---Lonely Shag and all that jazz....fun.
*pauses in reviewing (wonderful, genius!) and looks at Cryptile's review* So if that's so, his true wub is Duncan McLeod. They could wallow in angst together.
He blew out the candle and wished for an immortal lover who would understand his incredibly complex angst and never leave him ever. And a pony. He'd always wanted a pony.