Hi, I know this is an old story but i found it recently and this is hilarious! i love the twist with Shireen and the last line :)
"crygasm". *snort* God, this is funny!
The Doctor blinked. "No, that was Shireen that did that." He blinked back a single emo tear. "I can only hope she's okay in that other universe where there are no shrimp, and that she can carry on her life after I imparted a message of love and self-pity on a windy beach in Wales."
Aha, alt!Doctor means an alt!Companion and an alt!Goodbye On Windy Beach. This was a tantalizing spoof of alt!Nine/Rose adventures I've read.
(The little aside about hot!comfort sex with Mickey following the whole Madame thing was just choice, btw.)
THANK YOU SO MUCH! (I can't wait till the end of Stacked Deck (prepares for the hate mail)) *Freya waves and walks over to the TARDIS and tries the door...once "Someone give me a hand with this,"...rattles it again quickly...."Stupid door!" twice...and a third time when it finally flies open for her.* "Whew finally," mummbles Freya waving at you again.
Oh. My. Rassilon.
Here, I give you the internetz for your splendiferous work in satire *tries to remember the difference between satire and parody* yeah, satire. And Buffy!reference.
Crygasm! Shireen! Oh man, I'm still giggling. You're killing me here!
Okay, I nearly peed on my chair because I was laughing so hard. My dog is looking at me like I've grown a third head.
The Doctor hugged her back. Because, hey, free hug from a not-unattractive human.
I love that. We seem to be on a run of hugging ones, don't we?
Shut up! Martha is brilliant! She does NOT have trouble with the door!
Reading this story and drinking tea is dangerous -- a person could choke.
I know because I was that person.
Yes, everyone knows Rose will never, ever, ever move on without the Doctor in her life. She has NO LIFE without him, because she is not an actual person of her own, she is just an empty, meaningless shell of a thing who must spend the rest of her days crying on a beach in Norway. That's if she doesn't commit suicide immediately, of course, since she can't bear to exist without the Doctor. There's just no point to it.
The sporks were a nice touch, and the single emo tear was practically obligatory in a story of this nature.
It was funny all around, but when you put crygasm and sporks in the same paragraph, you automatically own me. HEE!