This is so cracktacular! Awesome!
So very funny and entertaining. I loved the last line. I think I want a pet cobra named Angus.
Total crackfic! I was snickering the whole time I was reading. ^_^
My fave line is "Oh shut up and play with your snake" Brilliant
I like the way they bicker back and forth- wonderful! and I love the line:
"Oh, but what a tentacle," sighed the Doctor, reminiscing. He made a mental note to get a companion with tentacles as soon as possible.
Quite possibly one of the best things ever.
"You're not allowed to sell people. I tried it once and they closed my account."
Completely mad, fun, and brilliant.
Hahaha! Brilliant!! I'm still giggling.
Love it! I'm still laughing out loud! Very well done, too, I might add. :)
Okay, now I agree with kalima. You are evil.