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This is awesome! I love the idea of Ivonne's new and... unusual equipment, and Jack taking it completely in stride and being very much into it (because he would!). And I LOLed at the last line. ;)
I've just been sexually assaulted by the Eurostar
Well, it's a good thing nobody else is home to hear me laughing like a loon... ;)
This is so brilliant and hot and funny and did I mention HOT! I was recced here by Jadesfire2808 at LJ and started an account JUST to tell you how much I loved this and I'm going to start reading my way through all your stuff.
'the Cardiff bike'? Oh god yes.
OMG. This is so wrong that it's right! Only with Jack could you pull this off! Awesome.
That is seriously twisted. I loved it.
That was twisted and all sorts of wrong. I loved it! Beautiful sexual adventurer Jack never could walk away from a challenge.
I always love your stories-- this is twisted and fantastic! You paint a lovely picture of Yvone- good colour!!