I love this. I never would've thought of the two of them having a baby quite like this but it's perfect. I love how everything is out of order just like their lives are. Amazing.
In terms of sheer slap-force, River ranked slightly above Donna but some way below Jackie Tyler.
ILU A WHOLE LOT, NOS
I always enjoy your stories, and this was no exception. Your you-should-pardon-the-expression timing is exquisite. Thanks for writing this!