This is hilarious. I can just picture Jack being the perfect teddy bear. I wouldn't be able to resist hugging him. I didn't realize there'd be so many drawbacks to Jack being turned into a teddy bear. I guess it would be hard to move around. At least he won't be stuck that way for long. So cute!
Author's Response: Neither did I until I started writing this. It makes me more sympathetic towards teddy bears in general. I'm sure the Doctor will know what to do - once he stops laughing! Thank you!