This is hilarious. I love it!
Author's Response: Thank you! I had such a laugh writing this and working out all the ways the SUV could just be NOT right while Jack was trying to fix it. Poor Ianto was standing there shaking his head, tapping his foot, pacing back and forth, rolling his eyes, checking his watch, and Jack was twiddling away at nodules, saying, "It's fine, just give me a minute..."