I read this and I've got to say I really didn't see the joke coming at all. Then I laughed, and almost immediately had lots of dirty thoughts about Jack, Ianto, and a fur glove. Well done!
Author's Response: Thank you! I had this idea in my head for so long, but it just didn\'t work until I realised the \'spider\' was actually the fur glove from the boys\' toybox! Glad you enjoyed it
(although, i'm absolutely sure i'd be with them on the table if i saw something that looks like spider that big)
Author's Response: Me too! Small spiders are okay, but the bigger they get the further away I want to be. Torchwood are brave in the face of aliens, but show them a spider... Ianto, of course, is fearless, lol!
Well, I watch Torchwood and this was funny. I could just see all four of them on the desk and Ianto walking away with a very smug grin
Author's Response: Thank you. And yes, Ianto was feeling very smug! The fearless Torchwood team indeed.
Hahahaha! Lovely and I don't even watch Torchwood!
Author's Response: Thank you! Glad it made you laugh!