This was hilarious, and I loved nearly every line:
"The honour of Gallifrey rests with me.”
"I bet Rose is living in a wooden mansion by now.”
“If they've got Torchwood they're sure to have IKEA. They're very similar in some ways.”
Oh my- this was genius! Great job!
Oh yes!! LOL, I have to build all the build-it-yourself stuff in this house, because Kittendaddy is no good at that stuff either! ;)
I never can build those things either, so it is kind of nice to know that even a Time Lord is flustered by those instructions. Well done.