LOL! This is great!
This was so ridiculous and wonderful and I laughed and yes.
That is possibly the best thing on the internet. I laughed soooooooooooo much
I shall certainly be giving my sporran a good shaking next time I'm occaisioned to wear it. This story was mad and brilliant and madly brilliant. I nearly spilt my drink when I read the line about the Doctor's online gambling worries. Whatever mental home you're in, I'm so glad they give you a computer and, presumably, dial-up at the least!
Greatest story ever!
OMG. *dies laughing*