2013.06.16 - 06:44AM
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Oh, this was just delightful. :D Delightfully hilarious, and your characterizations of Craig and the Doctor were wonderful. I died at their dialogue. Perfection :D The Doctor's reaction at the mention of the male strippers and his brief sum-up of what he'd been up to just KILLED me.
“Not especially, no. I just thought that would be the right thing to say.” He looked a bit bored already.
*giggles* Love it.
The conversation about the UST was so hilarious I can't find words for it ^_^ Poor, poor Craig. So awkward ("Are you feeling gay?" LOL!), and the Doctor was amazing.
I almost spat out my coffee when I read River wanted pictures. You gravely endanger the continued functioning of my computer and yet I still love you for this. XD
“I want to kiss you. I want it so much that my bones ache.”
Craig felt a bit out of sorts. Something about the Doctor was quite attractive, but he felt sure it wasn't a gay thing. He heard himself say “If it makes you feel better, I suppose you can.”

Best thing ever. XD or maybe the steamy sex conversation was. (I had to physically stop myself from quoting half of it into the review.) Oh, I don't KNOW! This whole thing is. And OH LOOKIE A MASTER REFERENCE. ♥ All the stuff I love.
Football being a homoerotic game = almost spitting out coffee #2. This fic is quite dangerous. Or coffee is. Or the combination of the two. Whatever.
The ending was SMASHING. Craig. I can't even :D
Really great job. I had a blast reading this!

2011.10.14 - 04:17PM
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Strange and funny and so well written I totally bought it.

2011.08.03 - 09:15PM
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Ahaha! The Doctor tries so hard to slash himself and it just doesn't take.

2011.07.26 - 08:48PM
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Craig nodded and sat down in the armchair. “So what's been happening to you, mate? Anything exciting?”

“Amy got married to Rory, who came back from the dead. I rebooted the universe. Amy got replaced by a melty clone while she gave birth to River Song, who might possibly be my wife in the future. Which means I've kissed my own mother-in-law.”

“Just the usual then,” said Craig weakly.

Ah hahahaha! OMG, loved this sooo much! :D

2011.07.25 - 01:20PM
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Oh god! I can't remember the last time I burst out laughing *quite* so much! It was this that started it properly:

“She's the one who said I should visit you and 'sort it all out'.” The Doctor leaned in and quietly added “She wanted me to take pictures, but I said you wouldn't be into that sort of thing.”

And from then on I just couldn't stop... (It 's *so* River - she really is the perfect woman for the Doctor!) Although all of it was just *beautiful*! Oh Eleventy. How so awesome?

2011.07.25 - 11:07AM
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Oh, wow! I loved this! I was laughing and smiling all the way through this. The Doctor and Chris were perfectedly spot on. Brilliant! Did you watch the new series 6 trailer with that little... moment between 11 and Chris by any chance? Faved.

2011.07.25 - 03:17AM
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I am laughing so, so hard! This is perhaps the most brilliant thing I have read in a really long time. Thank goodness for that scene from the upcoming series, eh? OMG, this was filled with just FANTATIC lines but this one is my favorite, "“I've been a bit afraid of letting another man get close since one of them went evil.”" I love it when people sneak in both Doctor/Master AND Doctor/River. And Craig and the Doctor felt SO in-character. And then the ending with the footballers! Seriously, I always adore your work and this one was no exception. Thank you for posting this. -Muse

2011.07.25 - 01:02AM
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I swear you write the best crack! Laughed my ass off as usual. I will NEVER get tired of reading your fics! Aside from the humor factor, you have got Eleven down pat. He's so on it should be criminal!