LOL! Of course he managed to burn the water; only he could accomplish something like that!
You continue to remind me why you are on my admittedly short Favorite Authors List. This is pitch perfect, so in character and so f**king funny! I love it!
As always, the quality of banter is just A-gazillion-plus. Hehe. Library card. Loved it!
I'm so happy to see this here. Ditto on the Perfect character voices comment. I can hear Matt and Alex saying these lines.