Got all the way to the end, read the very last two sentences, and promptly fell over laughing. No, really, I actually fell out of my chair...
Hehe! Cute wee story. Loved Amy's confusion and the Doctor's assertiveness. Cheers, James.
Ha! Love it! I always go back and forth with myself about how much of his weirdness is just...his weirdness, and how much is a front.