GODS, yes!! THIS is what I've been waiting for!
Author's Response: Oh, wow, I\'m glad you liked it! Thanks!
Wow, this is brilliant. I love seeing other people's ideas of River and her history, and this was just brilliant. The Doctor as a conman, I never thought of it like that!
The Doctor as con man: oh, yes. And River as the one who calls him on it. Absolutely! Well done.