I just love these stories of yours. LOL!
Ha! I enjoyed this. Your writing style reminds me of Christopher Moore, which is definitely a good thing.
Somehow I just love the thought of River saying she'd be up for a threesome. That made the fic for me. :)
This was great! The line "It was a bit like being married but without the terror of commitment" sums the relationship up perfectly.
you have produced tears of laughter on this front, whole floods of them. Gah, this is BRILLIANT.
Absolutely brilliant. I don't know what bits I like best: the Doctor staring at Donna's boobs (because they occupy a large part of her upper body), the Doctor in a snit because she's saved more planets than he has, or his wife dying just to see what it was like. Or maybe it's that he deliberately found flowers with sex pollen to get Donna into bed. Just brilliant!
Completely brilliant. I'd like to go descriptive with a whole list of adjectives, but really the best I can do is quote back at you two of my favorite bits-
"Obviously he hadn't thought of this himself because he didn't want to force her to change species. It wasn't because Donna with his brain was cleverer than he was. It couldn't possibly be that. "
"That implies a certain respect that I don't always feel. What am I supposed to call you when you're being a twat?"
He loved her, she didn't hate him, and they had sex occasionally. It was a bit like being married but without the terror of commitment.
BWAH! That is too entirely excellent. (But don't tell my husband I said that). I loved how Donna Donna was, and how the poor Doctor never stood a chance. Names for the babies already - hee! And River being up for a threesome.
Excellent job - and a really good start to my day. Thank you!
Love this! Should have been canon!
"Bloody sex pollen!" LMAO
I LOVE YOU.
Your internet babies, let me have them.
Well done ... what's the word for snarky crack, or cracky snark?
Glad I read this. Heh.