I know this story is ancient, but I just wanted to say that this may be the best line on this web site: "The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Why do they always ask that? What is it about me that says 'This man has a weird cock'?""
So many awesome references in there (like the Mona Lisa's eyebrows, LOL!). Great story! :D
This was really well done. I finally watched Planet of the Dead today, and with that so fresh in my head I could hear them speaking your dialog as I read. Perfect banter between them. Nice job! :)
This is fantastic. I love the incorporation of past Who, future references, and the way you've captured the Doctor's awkwardness!
Oh, so hot.