This is brilliant from beginning to end! The very last word absolutely killed me. LOL
Many LOLs! Thanks for posting this. It's fun when I can't even decide which was my favorite line.
--- "You know," said Romana, "I sometimes worry that we're misrepresenting the species."
"I think we're exploding myths about Gallifreyan sexuality."
"Please don't mention Gallifrey and exploding in the same sentence." ---
Ouch! But also, misrepresenting the species? YES. And I love them for it. Brilliant fic, had me laughing from start to finish.
She turned the page. "Do wish I had tentacles?"
--- I think there should be a "you" in there somewhere.
This was absolute genius from start to finish. *love*
I think I feel sorry for the tentacles. ;) And yes, mentions of Gallifrey should be made very carefully. Or possibly just avoided, considering.
Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud not once, but many times! This was so delightfully, refreshingly, sophisticatedly, stupidly, funny!