So that's where the genetic loom story came from! Some Time Lord was trying to give an Earthling a polite brush-off!
"No, my people don't have sex. Really, they don't. Where do babies come from, you ask?" *casts eyes wildly about the room* "Looms. Not that kind, genetic looms. With genetics instead of string! Really."
Poor Doctor. Forget Daleks, I think he'd rather be forced to resume his Presidency of Gallifrey rather than take HER on board!
okay, HAAHAAHAAHAA, poor Doctor. I have a feeling he'd rather face Daleks than Rose's mother again = D
Are you OK? That was sick and twisted, yet still kinda funy. Why do i want that to be an actual episode?
(Not logged in) Hilarious, simply hilarious. I loved it. Write more. And I love the excuse... "I'm Gay!" Loved it. So orginal! Can't wait to hear more! Please read my stories please!
Frelling. Priceless. I just about fell over laughing.
This was hilarious. Spot-on Jackie, right there, as well as a great Doctor.
This is spot on... wonderful!
How... horrifically bleak. And I mean that in the best way possible.
"all your own sort dead" - I can hear her saying this. *is afraid*
And just when you think you're home and dry... ouch. Nice one!
"Any further in the closet and I'd be going down the pub with Aslan." I'm still chuckling at that one, I've got to use it in regular conversation some time...