I genuinely laughed out loud, fabulous work!
They are both useless and bondage but that's why this rocks. Well written and the dialogue was amazing!
My goodness! Also, LOL!
"And when you're done I'm going to get that strap-on out again and bugger you on the console with your hands behind your head."
Oooh! Yes please!
Did anyone else notice that the Doctor has obviously watched Monty Python's Holy Grail movie? ;-)
*giggle* Oh lord, I think Donna would have had an easier time if she'd tried harder to stay in character, and had gagged and blindfolded the Doctor first.
One time Rose tied me to the bed with my tie and I'd freed myself without thinking before she'd managed to get out of her bra."
*giggling madly* Yes, both of them would be absolutely rubbish at bondage, wouldn't they.