Oh,fantastic. This is actually hilarious! I have a huge smile on my face,now!
It's been a while since I've giggled so hopelessly :)
Marvelously cracky. :)
Ha ha! Brilliant to the hilarious power! There's loads of quotable funny lines, but I especially liked this:
"You're growing on me. Like a fungus or a scab."
"A romantic fungus?"
"One time we went to Skaro and had to stop a war. Horrible place, I blew it up later on." That made me LOL.
Utter crack, and so marvelous!
Cracktastic! I loved it! ROFL XD
This is hilarious!
"He spluttered water about the place and mentally restarted his count of 'days since being in love with a companion'"
I am trying to pick out my favourite part of the this story. But I can't, I love all of it so much!!
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You win the Internet for best erudite SF reference out of left field, you do... ;)