This is beautiful and some sorta poetic.
Hahaha, after reading both of these I kind of find myself shipping Ace/Jayne too, sort of. The cracktasticness is amazing.
The innuendo in this is fabulous. Still giggling and still buying it completely as them.
Author's Response: You know they would. :D I totally ship Ace/Jayne now. Oh, crossover memes, what you do to me...