"What if I punch you repeatedly in the stomach? Or the face? Anywhere, really, I'm not fussy."
This is the point where I started laughing. Thanks for writing this!
Have I thanked you for writing this, Nos? Because thank you :D
"We'll need an onion and a pair of handcuffs" ROFL.
He's called the oncoming shag and he doesnt let jack say hello to people. three words. Pot. Kettle. Black.
ROFLMAO. I don't know when I've read anything so funny.
"Won't even let Jack say hello." *snerk* I knew there was a good reason for that...
"The Oncoming Shag". Oh my goodness! And the Spaghetti Monster... I just can't stop laughing!
i'm surprised no one has reviewed this yet... this is my first review on the site.. i loved it. you have a wicked sense of humor. is there a reason it says not complete? if there's more, please do update! martha is pretty brilliant.