2018.05.07 - 06:51PM
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"What if I punch you repeatedly in the stomach? Or the face? Anywhere, really, I'm not fussy."

This is the point where I started laughing. Thanks for writing this!

2018.05.06 - 10:31PM
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2018.05.06 - 03:40PM
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Have I thanked you for writing this, Nos? Because thank you :D

2014.07.23 - 10:46PM
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This is hilarious you're going on my favorite list

2010.08.08 - 12:46PM
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2009.08.17 - 03:15AM
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"We'll need an onion and a pair of handcuffs" ROFL.

He's called the oncoming shag and he doesnt let jack say hello to people. three words. Pot. Kettle. Black.

2008.07.14 - 12:11PM
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ROFLMAO. I don't know when I've read anything so funny.

"Won't even let Jack say hello." *snerk* I knew there was a good reason for that...

2008.05.08 - 03:13PM
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"The Oncoming Shag". Oh my goodness! And the Spaghetti Monster... I just can't stop laughing!

2008.03.12 - 11:17AM
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i'm surprised no one has reviewed this yet... this is my first review on the site.. i loved it. you have a wicked sense of humor. is there a reason it says not complete? if there's more, please do update! martha is pretty brilliant.