You are just so brilliant for writing this that it hurts. -Muse
LMAO this is perfection.
"Actually, Phil Collins is an alien."
Oh, for heaven's sake. Have you been reading my fics?? ;)
Also, LOL forever!
I can't remember if I read this on LJ or not, but it's still hysterical now.
"We did it in school," said Lauren, playing with her ponytail. "Then they taught us how to put condoms on a banana, in case we ever wanted to have sex with vegetables."
What a f*cking liberty!!
Holy schmolies, that's the biggest "one of your fave authors has posted new" email ever.
I'd already read some of them on LJ, but hadn't seen this gorgeous bit of crack.
He deserves her. He really, really does.