A very enjoyable story! Thank you for posting. I love the viewpoint you've taken with the story.
God, I wish I had more time to read the rest of this, because this opening chapter is excellent! Humorous and kinda sad at the same time, dripping with irony and wit. I love the first person voice and the clever observations; also, the last line is a cross between screamingly funny and horrific at the same time. After all, it seems that a witch-burning sorta thing might be in the offing. Looking forward to reading more when I get a chance--keep it up! ^~ Ja!