I LOVE this. Adding it to my 'favourites' list. This is priceless. Don't know why it hasn't gotten any reviews. But it's adorable, really, very clever, and I ADORE the bit about K-9 especially. Thank you for writing this it really brightened my day.
Author's Response: Dear Sindeniirelle, Thank you very much for the compliments, and I am especially glad that this humble piece of writing brightened your day. I'm sure that I will enjoy whatever you contribute to this website, in the near future or whenever.