A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Magnus Greel (Ezekiel Sludgegulper)
Member Since:2003.10.05
Website:http://visualdevice.blogspot.com/
When I started growing hair on my forehead, I knew all was lost. Then I was born. I have lost the Pulitzer Prize more often than I had expected. My feet itch. Spandex does not belong on a Dalek, not even during a mid-life crisis.
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Stories by Magnus Greel [12] Favorite Stories and Series [24] Favorite Authors [9]
Stories
Andred Misses the Point, Leela Catches Him Up by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 0]
Nuptial-related culture clash. Takes place in the minutes immediately following the fourth Doctor's departure, at the end of "The Invasion of Time", on Gallifrey.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: K-9, Leela
Series: None
Published: 2011.10.12 - Updated: 2011.10.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1661

Doctor Who and the Sopranians by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 0]
My quest is to insert Doctor Six into as many crazy, inappropriate crossovers as super-humanly possible. Here Six bumps into Tony Soprano, and is almost bumped off.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Peri Brown, The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.01 - Updated: 2009.01.02 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 583

Doctor Who: The Enema Within by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 6]
The Eighth Doctor throws another fit about the world coming to an end, on December 31, 2000. Grace reacts very Gracefully to the whole thing, as one might imagine. For a big finish, there's the previously-mentioned end of the planet.
Eighth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Grace Holloway, The Doctor (8th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.24 - Updated: 2008.12.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 889

Eleveniness by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 17]
The moments immediately following a regeneration are an exciting time for us all. You can thank me later.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.13 - Updated: 2009.01.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 257

Lines of Time and Song by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 3]
Leela in Outer Gallifrey, in the process of being undone. I'd rather not say more than that.
Other Era - All Ages - None - General
Characters: Original Companion
Series: None
Published: 2005.12.07 - Updated: 2005.12.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: No - Word Count: 4152

Notes From Oblivion by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 1]
Unearthly Child happens differently, owing to interference with time. Earth, that planet we tend to value a great deal, suffers as a result, as do we.
First Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Drama
Characters: Barbara Wright
Series: None
Published: 2005.12.16 - Updated: 2005.12.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2929

Savor Your Victories by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 8]
The Third Doctor knows how to live --good food, good wine, a main course with special meaning -- so just why is Jo freaking out?
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Jo Grant
Series: None
Published: 2009.04.04 - Updated: 2009.04.04 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 626

The Frosting of Angst by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 7]
Doctors Three and Ten are prisoners of the Master, and the Tenth is naked and covered in cake. You heard me. Did I mention the annoying forty foot tall lobster?
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Delgado)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2009.10.07 - Updated: 2009.10.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2290

The Shortest and Most Ill-Considered Crossover Story Ever Written by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 2]
The Sixth Doctor intrudes into yet another series, and this time it's The Prisoner. You see, I look upon Doctor Six as the cosmos's most dangerous uninvited guest.
Sixth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (6th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.03 - Updated: 2009.01.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 901

The Something-Or-Other of Doom by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 9]
The Doctor and Leela chat with a thingy.
Fourth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: Leela, The Doctor (4th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.18 - Updated: 2009.01.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 526

The Utterly Non-Committal, Generic, All-Purpose Eleventh Doctor Story by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 25]
Some things of some sort happen to a Doctor we don't know yet, and Unspecified Companion. They suffer greatly at the hands of some old enemy or historical figure or maybe a vacuum cleaner with a faulty wire causing it to blow up and emperil the universe. It's hard to say.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: The Doctor (11th), Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2009.02.05 - Updated: 2009.02.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 474

Time_Shatters by Magnus Greel [Reviews - 4]
The second Doctor's final story. The TARDIS breaches Rassilon's Wall, giving an unstoppable enemy access to time travel Technology. This is part of a long-term story, but is self-contained and stands on its own. The longer story starts with "Notes From Oblivion", continues with this chapter, then goes on in "Lines of Time and Song".
Second Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General
Characters: The Doctor (2nd)
Series: None
Published: 2005.10.07 - Updated: 2005.10.07 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3329



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