A Teaspoon And An Open Mind: A Doctor Who Fan Fiction Archive

Penname:Pitry ()
Member Since:2008.08.02
Website:http://pitry.livejournal.com/
Studying field linguistics in the real world. Has a possibly unhealthy obsession to Who, which has driven to me read and write fanfiction, partially as a result of the real world. I need a break damnit!

Favourite Doctors are Ten and Three. Nine and Four get an honorary mention. And poor Colin. Can wax on and on and on about the wonders that are Last of the Time Lords, Love & Monsters and End of Time. And I actually liked Trial of a Time Lord, too. Go figure. My writing might be influenced by it, mind.
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Stories by Pitry [45] Favorite Stories and Series [121] Favorite Authors [15]
The Pub at the End of the Universe by Pitry [Reviews - 1]
Who says it's all over when you're dead? A series of ficlets crossing over various DW characters with the last episode of Ashes to Ashes.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood, Eleventh Doctor - - None - None
Characters: None
Open: No

Stories
2995BC, or: Spinning Is So Much Cooler Than Not Spinning by Pitry [Reviews - 6]
In which the Doctor and Donna go to Ancient Egypt and meet Alternate SG1 from the episode Moebius. The world has never been saved with so many one liners.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.25 - Updated: 2010.02.20 - Chapters: 6 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 7954

Aliens of London by Pitry [Reviews - 20]
London, 2012. Alice Carter has been running away from life for three years now. This time, she will need the help of a man running away from death to save the world.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Drama, General
Characters: Alice Carter, Gwen Cooper, Lois Habiba, Rhys Williams, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.25 - Updated: 2010.02.23 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 16274

Bad Habits by Pitry [Reviews - 4]
The Doctor always needs help saving the world, he never meant to pick up these bad habits concerning his helpers.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, General, Missing Scene
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.16 - Updated: 2008.11.16 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 394

But, Oh, Those Human Women by Pitry [Reviews - 15]
Brannigan and Valerie - life on the motorway
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Standalone
Characters: Other Character(s)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.04 - Updated: 2010.03.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1200

Close Encounters of The Doctor Kind by Pitry [Reviews - 0]
Ian is just a normal student, living a normal life in the normal city of Cardiff. That is, until he runs into an alien and his life becomes a whirlwind of onions and coffee beans and madness. Takes place between Voyage of the Damned and Partners in Crime.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Humor, Slash
Characters: Original Companion, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.11 - Updated: 2008.10.11 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3655

Couples' Therapy by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
The last time we've seen our valiant hero, he was discovering the exciting new world of support groups. Much he would have been surprised to learn that the fate of his human counterpart is not so different to his own.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.07 - Updated: 2008.10.09 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1135

Dear Mike: If You See A Blue Box... by Pitry [Reviews - 15]
The Williams family goes on holiday every year, leaving instructions for their neighbour.
Other Era - All Ages - None - Drama, General
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.02 - Updated: 2008.11.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1926

Dharma & Greg's Encounter with Extra-Terrestrial Life on Earth by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
Most people would be slightly upset to find an alien in their living room. With all the things Greg saw since he met Dharma, this could actually be considered an improvement.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.25 - Updated: 2008.08.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1382

Existing. Or Not. by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
Boy meets girl and they have a (happy) ever after. Vague Ashes to Ashes/ Life on Mars spoilers.
Torchwood, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Crossover, Het, Standalone
Characters: Amy Pond, Owen Harper
Series: The Pub at the End of the Universe
Published: 2010.05.23 - Updated: 2010.05.23 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 456

Fade Away by Pitry [Reviews - 16]
It was supposed to be different this time. He's human, he can't regenerate - he was supposed to die before her.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Drama
Characters: Jackie Tyler, Pete Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.28 - Updated: 2010.03.28 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 3411

Feeding Frenzy by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
They came alone, in pairs, in packs. They were relentless. They had only one thing in mind. Even the Doctor could not stop them. Despicable Me crossover.
Ninth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2012.03.05 - Updated: 2012.03.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 741

Fire Escape by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
John has lost the love of his life. Also, one of his best friends just died, he can't find his way home, his old archenemy claims to be on his side now, his new archenemy is after him, not to mention the two biggest rivaling powers in the galaxy who all want the knowledge in his brain, that at this point in space and time holds a copy of said new archenemy. As if the Farscape universe wasn't mad enough without a god-like alien in a suit and a blue box. DW post JE, FS right before Infinite Possibilities.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drama, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.07 - Updated: 2008.12.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 4404

Fixed points by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor. Captain Jack. Mos Eisley. Whiskey & dancing. Missing scene from End of Time.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Missing Scene
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.13 - Updated: 2010.01.15 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1063

Gallifreyan Conjugation by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
The Doctor is trying to teach Donna that old and wise language. Set right before The Sontaran Stratagem.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Donna Noble, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.18 - Updated: 2008.12.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 199

Getting Out Alive by Pitry [Reviews - 17]
"Don't take life too seriously" was always Jack's motto. You won't get out of it alive.
Multi-Era, Torchwood - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Drama
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Liz Shaw, Martha Jones, Other Character(s), Owen Harper, Romana I, Romana II, Suzie Costello, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (8th), The Master (Simm), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.10.08 - Updated: 2008.10.21 - Chapters: 17 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 18616

Hello, I Love You, Won't You Tell Me Your Name? by Pitry [Reviews - 9]
It's her clothes he remembers, not her face.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Drama, Het, Missing Scene
Characters: Ace McShane, Adric, Mickey Smith, Peri Brown, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th)
Series: None
Published: 2009.03.05 - Updated: 2009.03.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 857

Just in his mind by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
The girl that he loves has been a figment of his imagination all this time. Spoilers for The Pandorica Opens.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Character Study, Missing Scene
Characters: Amy Pond, Rory Williams
Series: None
Published: 2010.06.20 - Updated: 2010.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 947

Linear beings by Pitry [Reviews - 5]
The Doctor doth protest too much - at least in the eyes of non-linear beings: arrogance concerning time travel is not the sole property of Time Lords. Spoilers for Star Trek: DS9 finale.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.10.22 - Updated: 2010.10.22 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1033

Lost in Translation by Pitry [Reviews - 14]
The Doctor and Jack talk all the time: one of them opens his mouth and words come out. They never listen.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Character Study, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.07.06 - Updated: 2010.07.06 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 646

Lucy by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
Some of Lucy's days are better than others. Post Last of the Time Lords.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Angst, Vignette
Characters: Lucy Saxon
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.18 - Updated: 2008.08.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 596

Matryoshka by Pitry [Reviews - 23]
Being out of time and space isn't just upsetting it's also very, very boring. Especially when the Doctor has to live it time and again, and the only person to help him out of the mess is himself. And himself. And himself, himself, himself, himself and himself. Oh, and himself and himself.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - Angst, General, Introspection, Missing Scene
Characters: Ace McShane, Adric, Grace Holloway, Harry Sullivan, Jamie McCrimmon, Jo Grant, Nyssa, Peri Brown, Rose Tyler, Sarah Jane Smith, Susan Foreman, Tegan Jovanka, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (1st), The Doctor (2nd), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (4th), The Doctor (5th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.27 - Updated: 2009.01.05 - Chapters: 10 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 10322

Metaphysics by Pitry [Reviews - 5]
When you're dead, you're dead. Sometimes you're dead even when you're not dead. (A2A crossover)
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover, General
Characters: Rose Tyler
Series: The Pub at the End of the Universe
Published: 2010.05.25 - Updated: 2010.05.25 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 508

Nothing Lasts Forever (Things Sarah Jane Knows) by Pitry [Reviews - 6]
When Sarah Jane was five years old, she already knew Santa Claus doesn't exist.
Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - General, Vignette
Characters: Sarah Jane Smith
Series: None
Published: 2011.04.27 - Updated: 2011.04.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 510

On Ill Spaceships and Chanukkah Miracles by Pitry [Reviews - 9]
"And this, Donna, is why I never park the Tardis on Earth when it's in need of repairs, ever again."
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The TARDIS
Series: None
Published: 2008.12.20 - Updated: 2008.12.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 808

On Inter-Species Reproduction Methods by Pitry [Reviews - 6]
Rose has waited so long to find her Doctor and consummate their relationship. Sometimes, though, she forgets he's an alien. Slightly spoilerish for Journey's End.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Het, Humor
Characters: Rose Tyler, The Doctor (Duplicate 10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.03 - Updated: 2008.09.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 361

On Nights Like This by Pitry [Reviews - 1]
On nights like this, Amy Pond can't tell the difference between dreams and reality.
Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Amy Pond
Series: None
Published: 2011.06.18 - Updated: 2011.06.18 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 700

One More Day by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
Captain Jack Harkness goes to sleep in charge of his new team, and wakes up in charge of his old one. spoilers for everything up to and including Exit Wounds, and, well, Owen/Tosh
Torchwood - All Ages - Swearing - Angst, Drama, Het, Introspection
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.08 - Updated: 2008.09.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 8113

Pictures of Gallifrey by Pitry [Reviews - 0]
A picture might not be worth a thousand words, but some usually come out.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Vignette
Characters: The Doctor (10th), Unspecified Companion
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.27 - Updated: 2008.09.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1553

Professionalism by Pitry [Reviews - 4]
It's not a wedding if there are no aliens involved. Extremely minor spoilers for EoT.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.09 - Updated: 2010.01.09 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 802

Recursion by Pitry [Reviews - 4]
Jack's life tends to be repetitive. So does his death. (A2A crossover)
Torchwood - All Ages - None - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Jack Harkness
Series: The Pub at the End of the Universe
Published: 2010.05.27 - Updated: 2010.05.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 339

Reset by Pitry [Reviews - 9]
A sort of Reset AU, sort of time travel, definitely The-Doctor-Stuck-On-Earth-Working-With-Torchwood story, complete with the recommended daily doses of Bilis Manger and slashy overtones.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - Teen - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Alternate Universe, Drama, Het, Slash
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Martha Jones, Owen Harper, Rhys Williams, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato
Series: None
Published: 2009.01.20 - Updated: 2009.02.21 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 25198

SA: Superheroes Anonymous by Pitry [Reviews - 23]
The Doctor goes to a support group.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - Swearing - Crossover, General, Humor
Characters: Other Character(s), The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.27 - Updated: 2008.09.27 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1007

Satisfaction Guaranteed by Pitry [Reviews - 9]
Some people would complain about anything.
Multi-Era, Torchwood, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: None
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.21 - Updated: 2008.11.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 650

Saving The World (One Drabble At A Time) by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
Silly drabbles, inspired by a silly meme, are silly.
Third Doctor, Fifth Doctor, Sarah Jane Adventures - All Ages - None - Drabble, Humor, Slash
Characters: Clyde Langer, Liz Shaw, Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Master (Ainley)
Series: None
Published: 2010.01.20 - Updated: 2010.01.20 - Chapters: 2 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 209

Second Chances by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
Sometimes unexpected phone calls are a good thing. Spoilers for Cold Blood, the Pandorica Opens, and the last episode of Ashes to Ashes.
Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Crossover
Characters: Rory Williams, The Doctor (10th)
Series: The Pub at the End of the Universe
Published: 2010.06.20 - Updated: 2010.06.20 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 435

Silence in the Museum by Pitry [Reviews - 5]
The first time he met her, she knew his name, she had his sonic screwdriver, and she died. The first time she met him was slightly different.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: River Song
Series: None
Published: 2008.08.19 - Updated: 2008.08.19 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2707

Temptation by Pitry [Reviews - 1]
The Doctor makes Jack an offer he can't refuse. Jack accidentally turns him down. Post Waters of Mars
Tenth Doctor - Teen - None - Angst, Missing Scene, Slash
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.08.03 - Updated: 2010.08.03 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2558

The God of the Blue Box by Pitry [Reviews - 2]
As the origins of mythological stories are lost in time, the stories themselves tend to get a bit fuzzy around the edges.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Standalone
Characters: Jack Harkness, The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.11.30 - Updated: 2008.11.30 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1382

Time Crash by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
After Journey's End, the Doctor's decision to stop risking humans in his travels is weakened by a chance meeting with Sally Sparrow and Larry Nightingale. And all the while, time is slowly changing around him. SPOILERS for everything up to and including Journey's End, Torchwood's Exit Wounds.
Tenth Doctor, Torchwood - All Ages - Swearing - Action/Adventure, Angst, Character Study, Drama, Humor, Introspection
Characters: Captain John Hart, Gwen Cooper, Ianto Jones, Jack Harkness, Owen Harper, Sally Sparrow, The Doctor (10th), Toshiko Sato, UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.21 - Updated: 2008.09.23 - Chapters: 7 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 36633

Torchwood by Pitry [Reviews - 3]
The Doctor checks up on his past companions, only to reach the inevitable conclusion.
Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - General, Humor
Characters: The Doctor (10th)
Series: None
Published: 2008.09.24 - Updated: 2008.09.24 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 604

Unfortunate Red Shirts (or: How Sarah Jane became the Doctor's Companion) by Pitry [Reviews - 4]
A story about two OC UNIT officers eaten by a giant tiger while looking for Jo Grant and her husband in the jungles
Third Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart, The Doctor (3rd), UNIT
Series: None
Published: 2010.03.20 - Updated: 2010.03.21 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 678

Velvet and Cake by Pitry [Reviews - 7]
Some things simply do not go together. Velvet and cake are one such pair. The Doctor and the Master are another.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor, Series
Characters: The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (3rd), The Master (Simm)
Series: All Cake and No Clothes
Published: 2011.08.12 - Updated: 2011.08.12 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 774

What's Past Is Prologue by Pitry [Reviews - 16]
The ancient and peaceful people of Messaline need a mythological hero to save them from the terrible Daleks. Harry Potter is looking forward to being the sidekick on this one, but the universe has ideas of its own. Doctor Who after Journey's End, Harry Potter after Deathly Hallows.
Third Doctor, Tenth Doctor - All Ages - None - Action/Adventure, Crossover, Drama, General
Characters: Liz Shaw, Original Companion, Original Companion, Other Character(s), Other Character(s), The Daleks, The Doctor (10th), The Master (Delgado), Wilfred Mott
Series: None
Published: 2011.02.15 - Updated: 2011.04.09 - Chapters: 16 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 85388

You can't go home again by Pitry [Reviews - 7]
Five postcards the Doctor got from Mel.
Multi-Era - All Ages - None - General, Missing Scene, Vignette
Characters: Mel Bush, The Doctor (11th), The Doctor (3rd), The Doctor (6th), The Doctor (7th), The Doctor (9th)
Series: None
Published: 2011.09.08 - Updated: 2011.09.08 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 2237

You, Me and the Baobab Tree by Pitry [Reviews - 12]
Bloomin' Lovely are now making deliveries all the way to the Horse-Head Nebula. Regular fees apply.
Sarah Jane Adventures, Eleventh Doctor - All Ages - None - Humor
Characters: Gita Chandra, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (11th)
Series: None
Published: 2010.11.05 - Updated: 2010.11.05 - Chapters: 1 - Completed: Yes - Word Count: 1565



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